We all experience this need at some point in our adult lives, and men, you can do something about it!
As men, most of us have spent a lifetime bending and squishing our cocks in every which way, for pleasure or even what swear is benefit. We learned a lot about how it works and you could say it’s because we are pretty hands on.
You could also say it’s because we want to know 100% sure that when she gets her hands on it, it’s as big as possible. That’s the goal. That’s the primal screaming caveman desire that exists between your ears.
And on this page is a solution for you.
Top 5 Size Solutions, In Order From Easiest to Least
Sleeves
Now, I know what you are thinking. Why are sleeves on this list? Well, it’s because realistically, nothing is quicker than putting on a wearable girth/length enhancer.
As unattractive as it may sound right now to some, it NEEDS to be on the list, because there really are some people who should not use the other options, due to health issues primarily.
Not to mention, there’s also the matter that some sizes are impossible to attain within current biological limitations.
And hey, some women would rather their man use a sleeve than a pump.
So it’s on the list!
Types of Sleeves
Full: Full sleeves cover the entirety of your penis. Some come in phallic sizes, while others come in plain or wild textures. Some are designed to provide both enormous girth and length improvement, while others primarily extend length. There are squishy kinds, and firm kinds, and some that have rings that sling around your nuts, and some that do not. The main key with full sleeves that you should know, is that one size fits all sleeves are next to impossible to make, so you find sleeves that fit certain size penises better than others. I’ll cover this in more detail in each review.
Partial: These sleeves fit over the shaft, revealing the head, and are a more approachable option for the first timer. They come in different textures, and some will fit different girths better than others.
Advantages of Using a Sleeve
Nothing is Quicker: Just slide one on and you have a huge cock!
Nothing is Easier: The only difficult(but fun) part will be getting it in your partner!
Nothing is Cheaper: Cheaper than pumps, stretchers, pills and everything else.
Her Reaction is Priceless: You both will remember when she reached that O!
No Possibility of Injuring Yourself: unless you’re an idiot there is no way a sleeve can hurt you.
It’s There When You Need it: When you want size, the sleeve is there. When you want size with anything else you have to plan for it. There’s no planning with a sleeve. Impulse satisfaction GUARANTEED!
Ultimately, what all this means is that when she really wants it – you can really give it to her!
Top 3 Penis Sleeves
Why Get a Sleeve?
For instant size satisfaction, a sleeve is the best solution on the list. If you and your partner are open to the idea, then it’s something you should definitely look into.
Pills
Pills like viagra and cialis are popular for a reason – they work. In this demanding world where women throw themselves at us men, you have to be ready. Your heroic penis takes a beating, and sometimes, so does your ego. This translates into low libido, and little dick juice in the tank to power your erections. Yeah, there are clinical terms for this shit but that’s boring, plus, you don’t have time to learn all that stuff.
And that’s why we love our pills.
But, that’s also why they are so expensive.
Because the guys that pay the labcoats to create them know we love solutions that come in pills.
You may have heard of these popular pills
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- Aprostadil
- Levitra
- Viagra
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Advantages
Works: If you can swallow a pill you can have an erection, and she can swallow your erection! There’s a strong connection between getting erections and getting blowjobs if you know what I mean!
Easy: Seriously, how easy is it to take a tiny blue or yellow pill – not that the color really matters anyway – it’s easy just the same.
Disadvantages
Expensive: Unless you hop the border into mexico and meet some mexicans behind the local taco stand, chances are you are paying a hefty price like the rest of us.
Not really a long term solution: I know that the FDA has approved Cialis for daily use… but c’mon. Are we forgetting that they also approve chemicals that the national cancer society deems… cancerous? FACT! One such chemical is coal tar. I’ll give you a source below, because you really have to read the rest of this. You can’t bail on me yet.
Have to avoid certain foods: I don’t know about you, but I like limitless choices when it comes to food options. This is not something any man should have to go through. The thought of accidentally consuming a grapefruit and getting a migraine isn’t appetizing, and would kill any sex drive.
Best Affordable Alternatives
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- Beet root
- Cocoa
- Korean red ginseng
- Yohimbine
- Ginkgo Biloba
- Dehydroepiandrosterone
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Pills are a popular solution, yes, because they will give you an erection; but the cost and the side effects are sometimes too much for a guy to handle.
Which brings many men to pumping.
Bathmate
There are now 3 models of the Bathmate. There used to be 4, but the Goliath has been replaced with a similar sized one under the Hydromax series.
Hercules: gentler suction, simple starter pump. I used this for a whole year, with some problems.
Hydromax: most popular option. Most people go with this, because of the power, which is 35% more power than the Hercules. There are 4 Hydromax models, the x20, x30, x40, and the x50.
Xtreme: best to use before sex. if you want to get the most volume, this is the pump you should get. A hand pump allows for a deeper cycle, which creates more draw of blood into the penis. it’s also an awesome routine to help maintain oxygen saturation within the penis, which is widely known by personal trainers to result in less injury.
Advantages
Results can come quick: On good days you can see as much as 10% increase in volume right after using it, and 2-5% the rest. Committed users have reported an inch of gain over the span of a year. I typically see a 15% improvement in the span of 6-9 months.
Little time commitment: Everyone has 10-15 minutes they can devote to using a pump. If you take a shower 4-5 times a week then you can use a Bathmate, all while doing something you already do.
Pumps have health benefits: One pump study displayed a 55% increase in oxygen saturation within penile tissue just from using a pump for 2 minutes. It makes sense, because cyclical pumping can bring in fresh blood into a tired fatigued penis – revitalizing tissue!
Disadvantages
Easy to overdo: Many men fall victim to more is better mentality. This is not the case with pumping. Penile tissue is not normal muscle tissue, and requires a different approach than normal exercising. In fact, skeletal tissue is incredibly sensitive to oxygen deprivation, which improper pumping can cause.
Takes time to get used to: For some men it can take up to 3 months to condition the penis to the strength of the vacuum of a hydro penis pump.
May require maintenance: Your gains will likely require consistent pumping to keep the volume capacity of the tissue at the achieved state. If you want to keep your gains, keep using the pump.
The Bathmate Range
If Considering the Bathmate, Remember This
A responsible Bathmate owner can see real results by keeping their pumping routine simple and consistent. It doesn’t take much to see a positive effect, but most often, the best results come after 3 months, and will likely need to be maintained with consistent pumping.
Stretcher
A stretcher is a device you wear over the length of the penis. It applies constant tension to the shaft, stretching tissue and pulling the tunica. According to studies, this constant traction must be applied for 4-6 hours a day to achieve ideal results.
Types of Stretchers
ADS: an All Day Stretcher is a device that can be worn for longer sessions, usually 8 hours or more. The tension is lower, which can make it more comfortable, and in turn, easier to wear for longer times.
Strap: Strap, also referred to as noose extenders, typically have a higher tension, and are worn for shorter periods of time.
Advantages
More research: If you want to use a device that has research to back it, then the stretcher is it. They have been proven effective in growing length and also straightening a bent penis.
Disadvantages
Time commitment: To see results, you will need to commit a large chunk of your day to wearing one. Not just one day, but many days. About 6 months worth.
Uncomfortable: The tension can be uncomfortable at times, for both an ADS and a Strap extender. There is no perfectly comfortable extender that can be worn without feeling.
Most Talked About Stretchers
Who Should Get a Stretcher?
Extenders are the best choice for the scientifically minded individual that needs research to back his purchase. If you want to lengthen your penis, and have the time to commit to doing so, then you should opt for a stretcher.
What Next? Find a Device That Fits
Now that you know about the different solutions available, it’s time to see which ones fit you. Finding the right size of pump, stretcher, or sleeve to fit your penis is an important first-step in meeting your size goals.
Because length is the most common measurement used to determine size of a penis, here is a list of dedicated pages for all lengths. Length is a good starting point when determining what product to go with, so find yours below to get started.
- Erections Less Than 3 Inches in Length
- Erections 3-4 Inches in Length
- Erections 4-5 Inches in Length
- Erections 5-6 Inches in Length
- Erections 6-7 Inches in Length
- Erections 7-8 Inches in Length
- Erections 8-9 Inches in Length
- Erections Over 9 Inches in Length
It’s important to note that these pages are a work in progress, but when done will be a helpful tool in assisting you in determining what devices will best fit you and your size needs.