Alright fellow pumpers, it’s that time for reflection, so here’s the question of the year…

Of all the pumping you did in 2016, how much of it was strategic? I’m not talking a few pumping sessions here and there once every week, and I’m also not talking about using your bathmate every day as recommended. I’m talking bonified pumping strategy here -not the usual stuff we are all used to hearing about.

Let’s Talk Strategy

If you give me a chance to explain myself, I’d like to give you 3 new ways to make your pumping efforts do more for you. 3 new ways to get more out your penis pump.

Grow Your Glans!

This simple trick also fixed the sealing problem on my Bathmate Hercules. It is best off done semi-erect, at about 40-50%. All you need is a custom cut strip of athletic wrap -the kind athletes use to wrap up their ankles. To make this work you need to wrap your cut strip around the base of your shaft like a sleeve, only exposing the head of the penis (the glans). You don’t want to wrap it so thick that you can’t enter the tube of course. The tighter you wrap the better.

With this method you’ll notice that as you pump more force is exerted on the exposed head. Your one-eyed warrior will feel the full wrath of your pump so go slow.

If done right the immediate after-effect is an ultra shiny new helmet for your winkin-warrior!

Treat Penis Discoloration

There are a number of ways you can use your hydro pump to treat penile discoloration. Discoloration can happen from a number of things -aging, scaring, freckles or conditions cellular destructive conditions like diabetes or priapism.

Discoloration can happen even after excessive exercise routines. After the dust settles from an excessive enlargement routine overzealous people put on themselves, many find their once fresh fleshy package is now but a brown, bruised banana.

If you want to turn that thing into the ripe banana it once was, then try these all-natural tips on for size:

• Lemon juice – Not just good on fish tacos. The vitamin c, alpha-hydroxy and citric acid in lemon juice helps with the new skin cell growth. When life gives you lemons make lemon juice and use it in your pump.
• Baking soda – of all the many uses of baking soda, who thought it could be used for lightening penis skin? Try dropping a teaspoon in the next time you pump.

These natural solutions will help to loosen dead skin cells, allowing new ones to reach the surface. An added benefit is that you should experience increased sensitivity as the old skin fades away and healthy cells become exposed.

NOTE: Most of these are acidic, so take extra precaution if your penis has any cuts or sores as it could give you a good sting. Fortunately you are close to water and can clean it off it does burn/sting for you.

It’s also important to mention that if you have plans for your regular Saturday-streaking session you should remember to apply sunscreen to your package. Alpha hydroxy acid is known to increase skin sensitivity, and I no one should ever experience a sun-burned boner.

Give it the Axe-Effect

Just like the popular Axe body soap you can get your lady swooning over your scented johnson. All it takes is a drop of your favorite cedar scented essential oil into your hydro penis pump. Then you can appropriately call it your woody and after-which she’ll gladly be your beaver.

Essential oils are very potent, so all you really need is a drop in the water and your set. Not only will you smell great for her but your pump will too.

Your Thoughts?

If a bruised, battered, stretch-marked laden shlong is all you got, then why not make 2015 a better year. Even if you saw positive results, these ideas can be added to your pumping to compound your efforts. It makes it dual-purposed and efficient. That’s what good pumping strategy is all about.

Have anything to make this list better? Pumpy loves thoughts!