Funny as it is, the first place I saw this hydro pump was on the comedy show Tosh.0. It was the focus of one of the sketches, and needless to say, despite being apart of a joke -my interest still peaked. I imagine you went through the same thing. I mean… how many people can stumble across something that looks like this and NOT get interested?
And so I learned more.
A Slew of Impressive Testimonials
This may sound cliche (as most reviews do online these days), but everything I saw -Testimonials, reviews….all were glowing. Better yet, It seemed that other people like myself were interested in learning more after seeing it on TV, and those that had it were pointing them to some pretty convincing stuff.
One convincing testimonial came from a guy who laid out his extensive routine, that he dubbed: DLD BathMate Girth Blasters.
Now, after seeing his full routine, you probably realize that this guy is slightly obsessed with his wiener, as he created his own workout routine for it – heck, he coined his own name for it!
I’m not particularly that devoted to mine, nor do I care to adapt an intricate routine around it (at the time anyway), but it still is reassuring to hear that if you put in the time, you see results.
First Time Disaster
If you had asked me what I thought about this pump after using it the first time I would have said it was crap. I had a horrific first time experience with it. Very embarrassing and very uncomfortable. Nearly burst a testicle, passed out, and hovered over the toilet waiting to vomit. This all happened for a number of reasons…
The Bad Stuff
- Foreskin – Yup, I’m one of those guys that have a little extra skin on their member. The reviews and booklet made no mention to the precautions someone like me should heed. For one… it takes special care to keep your testies from sucking up into the tube, especially when you start building up the pressure. As more pressure builds up inside the tube and around your foreskin, the suction tugs at all of the loose skin… including your sac. My testicles were not happy.
- Too Hot — I’m not one to take baths. More of a shower guy. However, it makes more sense to submerge the pump entirely for a better seal, and a better stretch. I made the mistake of soaking in way, way too hot of water, and upon getting up after the 20 minutes I nearly passed out. All my blood was… elsewhere.
- Pump, Pump, Pump – I could NOT get a good seal at first. It took a lot of adjusting before I figured out what I was doing wrong, but when that time had come I was already overexerted and overheating from the scorching water. Combine this with the fact I had just eaten and smashed my testies a coupled time and you have the recipe for nausea. I got up, nearly passed out from the heat, and hung over the toilet waiting to chuck dinner.
Yup, don’t be an idiot like me. I did absolutely everything wrong, and by the end of it I was pretty traumatized. You could say I wasn’t ‘thrilled’ with the results either…
Needless to say I was ready to return the thing, but another round of reading testimonials got me to try it out one more time. The results the 2nd time around were much, much, much better. I finally saw what everyone was talking about.
The Good Stuff
Once I got past all the mistakes I mentioned above above, I ended up seeing some solid results.
- Larger Head – Immediately after using it I noticed a larger head and thicker erection. I’ve always wanted a thicker head, which is great.
- Rock Hard Erections – The vacuum sucks more blood into the penis, engorging it to it’s max potential. It is a great instant result. My erections were also noticeably stronger even a day or two later.
- Heavier Hang – It improves circulation by expanding the blood vessels and chambers within the penis, which promotes healthy circulation. After a week of use my flaccid size increased due to the improved circulation. It feels great having a heavier flaccid hang.
Despite a rocky start, I am still very pleased with my purchase. The idea behind the product makes sound sense, and after devoting a couple weeks to the product I can say I am glad I held onto it. It’s too early to bust out the measuring stick, but as time progresses and I start using it on a daily basis I will certainly be updating this review with my own personal results. What I will tell you is that I have high expectations. After a week of use I’ve noticed I am much harder, my flaccid size, head and girth are all noticeable bigger, even on days I don’t use it. So, it really isn’t a matter of IF I will even see results (because I already am), it’s a matter of how much. Because of that, I 100% recommend you get one for yourself. It works.
Remember, they will give you your money back if you aren’t satisfied with it. I know you will like it, but if you don’t then you can get your money back. Also, Thanks for reading this review, hopefully you found it helpful. I will be updating this site to keep you informed as I continue using this product, so feel free to bookmark, subscribe, or share with a friend.
Where to buy? Here is where I ordered mine
And thanks for reading! I hope you check back again to share your results and see what’s new around the site 🙂
It Pounds the Competition
If you want grow your penis, you’d have to sift through all the crap out there. There are loads of scammy, crappy products littering the internet that do not work. However, there are a number of things that do. Jelquing, stretching, and pumping all do work. I do it from time to time and so do many other guys, and you really do notice a difference. The thing is, most guys (including myself) get tired of yanking and squeezing their dingdong every day. This is where products like stretchers and pumps come in. They are appealing because they do all the work for you. Even urologists know people are lazy, and prescribe pumps to patients that want/need harder, straighter erections. The plain fact of the matter is they work, otherwise doctors wouldn’t be prescribing them.
Conventional pumps have been around forever, and have evolved from simple air vacuum pumps by hand, to full blown electronic contraptions equipped with sensors, a slew of settings, and a massive price tag…
What makes the Bathmate pound the competitors, is it has evolved to an entirely new level. Air has been replaced with the forgiving, comfortable nature of water. Warm water loosens tissue better than air ever could, and the best part is… it feels goooooood.